She's beauty, and she's grace; she's Miss... New York City. Jackie O, while lithely hopping from place to place in the city, left an immortalized trail behind her. Because we loved the former First Lady so, by the transitive property, we in turn so love the places she loved. Though most of her haunts are tragically long gone, we've compiled a Jackie O itinerary of NYC to help you chase the poise and grace of her still lingering presence.
Oh, you went to Smorgasburg this weekend? How original. Call us snobs (we embrace it), but we're over Smorgasburg. The mere thought of the crowds of instagram husbands, hoards of high school students and all that L train bullshit has us running for an alternative. Luckily, the five boroughs are home to countless outdoor and indoor food festivals offering the trendiest vendors and daring eats.
Commonly seen on the arms of their parents in a gossip magazine or in the background of a fabulous Instagram "plandid," these stylish kids have stolen the fashion spotlight. The uncanny ability of the enviable group of young icons to create such a beautifully curated wardrobe has started to give the rest of us a run for our money.
Sorry to break it to you, but you might as well enjoy a burger or a delicious Half Baked Ben & Jerry's 'cause your large portions of granola or froyo, or even your tiny energy bars, may not be the healthy options you thought they were. No wonder that smoothie detox only made you grumpy and didn't work, it's PACKED with excess sugar! Click through for the truth.
What could be better than a sunny afternoon spent lounging around Central Park? Playing a drinking game while you do it. We have compiled a list of all the usual, and unusual, sights and sounds of everyone's favorite plot of greenery in our concrete jungle to give you a game worth getting drunk for. Grab your bottle of wine (or tequila) and a blanket, find a comfy spot with plenty of people watching potential, and pour yourself a glass.
Day drinking is not just for your alcoholic aunt anymore. Talking to drunk bitches in the bathroom does not have to be limited to your three a.m. dive bar escapades. Your biweekly mexican food binges do not need to be a secret kept between your Seamless delivery man and your Netflix account. It's summertime and, honestly, if you aren't talkin' bottomless brunch, I don't wanna talk.
If your visiting friends thought you were going to hang out in the midst of skyscrapers and giant advertisements, na-ha you don't do Time Square. Keep the Broadway show for another time. You won't be sitting in the audience this visit... You'll be running around dark warehouses, following performers as they dance, crawl, shuffle mysteriously through old letters, clandestinely observing abandoned subway stations, and wandering around haunted ruins.
Are you a single woman, a widow, a divorcee, or (heaven forbid) a lesbian? Then don't try joining the Westerly Yacht club! Last Wednesday, the Westerly Yacht Club in Westerly, Rhode Island voted to keep women out.