"Best 2k I Ever Spent!" One Night In Paris

One can assume that people arrived at this party as fairly normal, well-behaved people, full of crepes or boeuf bourguignon or whatever they're eating in France nowadays. They probably danced a little, and smoked their cigarettes inside as the French are wont to do. And then, in the photo at left, The Misshapes Leigh Lezark apparently decided to forgo shots (too ineffective) and squeeze a lime directly into an entire bottle of tequila. This, effectively, was the beginning of a VERY long night in Paris. As you look through the pictures, pay special attention to the girl on the right. Her progression throughout the night, is, shall we say, epic.

Compare this to the photo above. This is what drinking tequila from the bottle does.

I like to imagine this girl was in the corner all night, doing this dance move over and over.

Here's our girl! Looks like she lost a contact or earring on the top of the table. Also, notice the screaming match in the background.

How's our girl doing? Still going!

This guy has had enough.

The French cast of "Grease" shake hands and call it a night.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, CRASH.

*Note: Obviously this is all conjecture. It is possible that every single person in these pictures was completely sober.

[All photos via Icanteachyouhowtodoit].