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Sparklers, confetti, bottles and bottles of champagne, The Gates packed from wall to wall; no, it’s not New Year’s yet. It’s just Hammer’s birthday. Who is Hammer? Very valid question…
More story and photos below…
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On October 24th, someone with a couple thousand dollars to burn decided to throw Hammer a birthday party at The Gates. Let us deconstruct the evening for you…
Meet Hammer. Despite the number of candles on the cake, we’re guessing he’s a little older than four. (Don’t let his behavior in the picture at right fool you.) Also, someone thought it would be VERY clever to have an image of an actual Hammer on Hammer The Person’s birthday cake. And, just to REALLY hammer in the point (sorry.), a picture of Hammer The Person, next to the hammer, on Hammer’s birthday cake. Wow, Hammer: someone really loves you.
Once you’re feeding each other birthday cake, you’re on a slippery slope…
…to drunkenly making out.
Sometimes, you just wanna get on top of a table and stomp on everyone’s drinks, you know?
Hot.
Live it up, Hammer. It doesn’t get much better than this. Sponsored by Ben Lerer & Co. Obviously.
[All photos via Kirillwashere].
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Jackie Preta
Lauren Bush
Andrew Nodell
Chappy Morris
October 30, 2009 10:21am
so seriously…. who is hammer?
October 30, 2009 12:49pm
hammer is like some sort of god…
October 30, 2009 1:16pm
I know this guy- His name is hamster not hammer
October 30, 2009 1:31pm
WAB
October 30, 2009 1:41pm
the portly little fellow..
October 30, 2009 2:05pm
this kid used to live behind my couch
October 30, 2009 2:17pm
he’s a furry little rodent
October 30, 2009 2:19pm
Hot Route…. Hot Route… Hot Route
October 30, 2009 2:33pm
I heard he was P Diddy’s assistant
October 30, 2009 2:49pm
this kid is a bigger canadian dissapointment than the leafs
October 31, 2009 3:13am
jealous reigns for kid canada
October 31, 2009 2:31pm
Looks like a lame frat party… gross!
November 1, 2009 2:52pm
lame
November 1, 2009 11:28pm
he is the best bond trader in new york