It's another day in the fab life of the celebrity: things to do, places to be. Dita Von Teese and "the girls" promoted the Wonderbra in London, just about the same time Jessica Simpson arrived in the UK with her groupie father. Also landing in Heathrow was Lily Allen, for whom camera-shy was an understatement. More»

With summer just around the corner and beach bod season quickly creeping up on us (Hamptons anyone?), it's about time we head to the gym and attempt to shed our winter layers. We already tried this once with our New Year's resolutions, when gyms made joining easy, but actually getting there a whole different story. So if we have to suck it up and do it, we might as well have some eye candy to feast on while we're suffering, and what better motivation than some perfect examples of human specimens?

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Think you'd add something to that picture? Gossip Girl will be filming in the Hamptons this summer and Josh Schwartz wants you to be an extra. Well, he does so long as you are a SAG member and “own a wide variety of upscale wardrobe including, but not limited to, polished trendy, designer labels, elegant formalwear, single and double breasted suits in addition to tasteful shoes and accessories.” I guess GG’s fabulous fashion closet is only big enough for 5. The casting call is Saturday, from 1-4 at Pink Elephant and the show itself will be filming in Southampton June 18/19, and Upper Brookville on the 22/23. Better start brushing up on your bitchisms and UES acumen now!

[Cover of The W]
Scarlett Johansson, or Josie Red as I call her when she drunk texts me on 3 am peach-schnapps-and-Vicodin benders, is pretty much everywhere these days. She's doing her best Robert Palmer girl pout on the cover of W (in which she waxes poetic about “ho-bags” and “the downfall of society”). She's got a new flick out this month. And, because Josie Red's too refined to pull a Jaclyn Smith or a Jessica Simpson, she'll be capitalizing on her assets by unleashing an album upon the unsuspecting masses! Yes, with musical sounds involving her voice that will no way require backup singers or synthesizers, just earplugs. Oh, relax, don't be such a cynic. I'm sure it'll be slightly less horrible than other Hollywood cautionary tales out there. More»

Don't you sort of love the potpourri that makes up inflight magazines? Can't you hear the muffled sobs lurking behind perky tone of 9 Holes with...Tom Pernice Junior? Cheer up, dear writers; some of us can spot diamonds in the fluff. While persuing U.S. Airway's glossy, creatively titled U.S. Airways Magazine, I came across this.  King of Clubs is a Las Vegas-based company whose noble goal is to extend temporary fame, and all its sundry accoutrements, to all of us unfortunate pleebs. For a mere starting fee of $1,500, you can make "everyone standing in line wonder 'Who is that?'," thanks to a coterie that includes bodyguards, a personal assistant, and, of course, faux paparazzi. According to one Janine Theiss, the sister of the King of Clubs founder Johnny Theiss, the experience is "very cool, but I couldn't live a life like that." One hour of flashbulbs and she's throwing in the towel? Luckily we New Yorkers are made of eco-friendly teflon, so when cometh our satellite?

Gregory Littley, nightlife blogger and wanderer recently attended the opening of the "blue & cream" store on Bowery (you know the one with Izzy Gold), got his picture taken by "some dude", and then all of a sudden shows up in a completely unrelated Footlocker ad in RollingStone.

Yes, random, we know. I guess this is what happens when you roll with Leven Rambin, the 17 year old party animal that has her Birthday parties planned by "adopted big sis" Julia Allison at Tenjune, and bebops around town with Lydia Hearst-Shaw.

[Photo from Levenrambin.com]

Besides being Lydia's bff, Leven is known for her work on "All My Children". She plays both the Autistic daughter Lily Montgomery as well as her older half-sister Ava Benton. She was the only cast member who was nominated for an Emmy this year, (though had a rough time when she found out she didn't win). In real life, Leven is originally from Houston and was the granddaughter of J. Howard Rambin (former president and C.E.O. of Texaco). She is also currently working as a Ford model. We have been seeing her all over the place this fall and expect to see much more of her. At only 17 she has a good 3 more years left before rehab plans will be in the works.

It's the party that started hundreds of copy-cats around the world. Though many were wondering if Diddy was going to do an end-of-the-summer-white-party this year, he didn't disappoint. This Sunday, in his East Hampton home, the star hosted hundreds of white people people dressed in white. Mariah Carey made an apperance as did Lil’ Kim, Da Brat, Brooke Shields, Tommy Lee, Donna Karan and Russell Simmons. Sienna Miller was notably missing. Diddy spent most of his time with his angels hommies perched high above, overlooking the commoners from his bedroom balcony.

 We didn't make it so good thing Rob Rich did:

Of course they were there...Kelly and Christie are officially THE Hampton-ladies of the year.

 Here's some people we aren't used to seeing out east:

Renee Zellweger chopped off her hair and found a new boyfriend?

Adam Sandler's shows off his new "do":

We usually don't pay much attention to the NY Post, or any newsPAPERs in general...we like the online versions, they don't give us inky fingers.  So we don't really get that much off the Post except maybe the occasional Page Six shout out.  Well today was different.  Today, some copywriter at the Post was really really creative and, even though you may have already seen this paper, as it is almost 11:00 pm and hence the day is almost over, we just wanted to get our official "Lohan's retarded" post out of the way.  There.  We are over it.  We will not do another post on her and her "problem" again. 

Here's a pic from our Inbox of Kid Rock taken at 3am with some random fan out in the Hamptons last weekend.  We wonder which venue they were at....we are putting our money on Pink Elephant, though Dune and Star are also valid guesses...Next less guess which substances they chose to intake throughout the night....

Mr. Big has apparently gotten too BIG....of a head that is.  Wtf is this guy doing?  Watching him snort coke with 20 year old girls at Bungalow is one thing but dying his hair blond to host a party at Pink Elephant?  This picture is from Saturday night with Unik.  Someone needs to have a serious intervention with this guy and tell him to GROW UP!!!!!