The Associated Press is reporting today that Mayor Billionaire Bloomberg will be implementing a two-year experimental anti-poverty program in New York City that will reward the poor for good behavior, like $300 for doing well on school tests, $150 for holding a job and $200 for visiting a doctor, and $25 for attending parent-teacher conferences or for having your child maintain a 95% school attendance record.  

We are a little bit confused, isn't the point of holding a job the compensation rewards from that job itself? Isn't your health part of that motivating factor for getting a job in the first place? And don't even get us started on the issue of paying a parent to attend a parent-teacher conference...However, then we realized that this program will use private funds that Bloomberg himself has raised because he didn't want to spend government money on something this experimental. 

Now we are just thinking of ways that we could convince our mayor to reward US monetarily for OUR good behavior, such as the countless times we refrain from spraying poisonous gases at the "poor men" lining our block shouting obsenities and cat calls at us each day on our way to WORK....

While we were trying our best to act like kids again this weekend, there were many who were getting very, very naughty.

Skyy vodka helped host The Playboy party for Amanda Beard this Saturday at Stereo by the Shore in Southampton

Above is the Guest of honor with her annoyingly gay sidekick Sasha Brown and equally annoying friend Lizzie Grubman who hopefully arrived by chauffer...

Star Jones made her own apperance, being led in by her pretend husband Al Reynolds.

And, if you thought the Hamptons couldn't get any cheesier this weekend, take a look at what was going on across the island at both Star Lounge and Pink Elephant that very same night:

Yikes.

The Long Island Daily News is pretty fantastic at coming up with headlines like this one above use to describe the Hamas looting of Yasser Arafat's home this past weekend. Hamas also managed to steal his Nobel Peace Prize.

Who better to put on the cover of Social Life Magazine, than Tinsley Mortimer, the Queen Bee of New York Socialites? Here she is basking in the glory of being a covergirl at the Stereo House in Southampton. We must say she does look a lot different in person than on the cover. Such are the wonders of good lighting and Photoshop.

Andreas Santo Domingo (far right), Fiance of NYC uber-socialite Lauren Davis, makes a stop at Pink Elephant (Southampton). Some other lovely model-esque guests below:

And last but not least, the highlight of the night, Miss Universe Riyo Mori.

Looks like Amanda Beard, cover girl of Playboy's July 2007 issue, forgot to put on her swimsuit for this nude photoshoot. A three time Olympian, she has medaled in the last three Olympics (Atlanta, Syndey, Athens), taking home Gold twice. Here appearance follows other notable photoshoots including a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and FHM. The issue hasn't yet hit stands (this cover was leaked), but we're guessing in the pictorial she may be doing some breast stroke.