There is generally no need to look beyond L.A. for a full dose of horrendously bad decision-making in nightlife. But sometimes you have to venture beyond the Blue States to find something so staggeringly ill conceived that it makes you question the entire concept of nightlife altogether. Today, I'm talking about The Rose Supper Club in Montogomery, Alabama, and their breathtakingly bad idea to celebrate Food Stamp Friday which gives patrons free shots and a reduced cover charge for flashing their food stamps at the door. More»

Literary virtuoso and total dreamboat Tucker Max, author of the staggering works of genius I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, is looking for a research assistant for a "major book project," which Max promises to be unlike anything he has ever written-mildly humorous. Upon hearing this news, I looked in the mirror and told myself, "This is it. This is your moment." After minutes upon minutes of working through the laborious steps of Master Max's application, what resulted was nothing short of "you're hired." Here is how my e-mail went, more or less. More»