Thought we would share this with you guys, an accurate summation of events this weekend. Bold added for emphasis.

From: *****.********@gs.com
Sent: Monday, May 28, 2007 11:32 PM
To: guestofaguest@gmail.com
Subject: Memorial Day Weekend

Friday night went to Dune in Southampton, it was packed but crowd was weak. Sat night we went to Pink Elephant, it wasn't too crowded and was really fun...lots of girls around...Usual promoters and Euro trash rich guys around....There are 5 tables outside on the elevated patio (not the outdoor area with the beds) that were really good and we stayed out there most of the night....

Sun night went to back to Dune and it was embarrasingly bad. Jayma[Cardosa] wasn't there (only Rich Thomas). Didn't see Noah Tepperberg either. All the tables were empty or filled with long island meathead trash....That being said Sunday after Mem Day is a tough one....Decor looks the same as last year with some cheap looking plastic fish hanging from the ceiling. I wasn't impressed, thought Cain last year looked a lot better. They were serving drinks in plastic cups which also annoyed me. We left after 5 mintes and went to Nello's which was very cool on the inside. An older crowd but a great place for drinks.

Didn't get a chance to check out Stereo but Ambrosia and Adriana Lima were supposedly having a party there Sat....

Is Carmen Sandiago Jamie Mulholland?

a) South Africa
b) Cain at the Atlantis Cove
c) Hiding under the Deck at Pink Elephant
d) Cruising down Mulholland Drive
e) All of the Above

Hmmmm....

Well, wherever he is hiding, we will be on the lookout this weekend...we will also be back with the full report on our pick for the best night venue in the Hamptons so stay tuned!

IT'S FINALLY TIME......DON'T FORGET YOUR SUNSCREEN!!!!

If only the Newsday had told you what to do at this time last year, maybe you wouldn't have gotten rejected so many damn times. We highly recommend heading their advice:

1. Don't name drop the name Rachel Uchitel to Rachel Uchitel at the door of Dune: Her favorite line is "Rachel told me to come by." "Dude," she says, "I'm Rachel, and that's the most idiotic thing you can say."

2. Don't roll up with six guys (must keep a good ratio!), or ask Michealangelo L'Acqua at Dune if he knows who your daddy is:"If you roll up with six guys, chances are I won't let you in unless you're willing to spend money for a table. I don't like baseball caps or fraternity looks. For girls, I like it light and beachy, not a lot of makeup." L'Acqua's least favorite gambit: "Do you know who my dad is?

3. Just be "cool" and Binn Jakupi will let you in the door at Stereo: "People will say, 'I'm Domenico Dolce's cousin. I own this hotel,'" he says. "I don't care what you own. If someone is cool and I want to take care of them, I take care of them."

4. Don't ask Alexander Julian at the door of Pink Elephant if he knows who you are, and for God's sake don't wear flip flops: Julian's least favorite opener is "Do you know who I am?" "If you're poorly dressed in flip-flops and khakis," says the straight shooter at Pink Elephant, "you're not getting in."

5. Bring your "elegant casual" game to Bey Archer if you want in at Starroom: he doesn't ban flip-flops. Archer says he's looking for "elegant casual."

A couple of mixed messages here, I'm starting to get confused. Flip-flops are ok here, then not okay there. These doormen are begginning to sound like the uber flip-flop: John Kerry. Man if only we could just be "cool".