So folks, summer is close to being over. It’s raining and no it’s not humid. Sad, we know but we can’t stop nature. Speaking of nature, Mark the Cobrasnake and his hipster entourage decided to jump across the pond to England and take advantage of nature in full summertime bloom. Here’s what they did on Summer Vacation! More…

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Hi, Blonde Girl. We know, it’s hard work, going to a party and dancing the night away while simultaneously taking a ton of pictures of yourself that you will post in a gratuitous facebook album, cleverly titled “Saturday Night, Bitches!“. Sometimes, you just need a minute to sit down, adjust the glowsticks around your head, and click through the 20 pictures you took of yourself in the bathrooms. Understandable. Just, next time, maybe you should try to sit AT the bar, instead of ON it. More»

Coachella may have come and gone, but The Cobrasnake’s coverage of it today has us reminiscing.  News flash to Paris Hilton: Smashing Pumpkin’s is an alt-rock band, perhaps one of the farthest things from Woodstock, hippies, and hair braids/flashing peace signs…Those Policemen should have arrested her for  indecent exposure and multiple fashion violations including furthering the belly button ring trend.  Eew. Manufactured “hippie” costumes that look like they were purchased at a Halloween costume store don’t do anything to further your cred Mrs. Hilton.  Who invited her? Um every publicist West of the Mississippi for sure.  Alas, check out more photos from the Smashing Pumpkin’s concert below… More»

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The Coachella Music festival last weekend was quite a spectator’s show, and not just for the music. And, we don’t want to necessarily look down on the couple rolling around in the grass-summer temperatures and outdoor concerts are known to create erotic settings–but the guy standing over them?! They may need to get a room, but he needs to get a life!

Go HERE and HERE for more from our Coachella ‘09 coverage.

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[Photos via The Cobrasnake] Evidently with the circus in town and what not novice contortionists are coming out of the woodwork. At first we weren’t sure exactly what was going on in this picture- actually we still aren’t. But, whatever it is, it ain’t pretty.  Bartender, what’s a guy got to do to get a cut off here ? More»

We thought it couldn’t get worse than the dance floor-ripping trekkies or the green space girls found at previous “Out of this World” Star Trek release parties hosted by the Cobrasnake, but alas, we were wrong. The Star Trek-tastic celebration headed to Berlin Sunday where these two youngsters hopped on the Starship Enterprise on their way to second base and the final frontier. Sucking face in public is never acceptable behavior trekkies…Not even in space. More photos by the Cobrasnake below… More»

[Photo by The Cobrasnake] Now that summer’s around the corner we’ll definitely be seeing a little more leg out and about- time to hit the gym ladies (and gentlemen).  And while Canadian tuxedos are never ok,  denim cut-offs -not to be confused with the fashion disaster better known as jorts -  are having another moment in the sun.  That said, like all things 80’s that are back in vogue this year, approach with caution if not moderation (so un-80s).  More»

Um, who let the engineering students out to play? Cobrasnake caught the science fiction fans dorking it out in honor of the upcoming release of Star Trek at the “Out of This World” party. Yup, the die hard Trekkies are on the loose again, and it ain’t pretty.  Check out those dance moves- boldly going where no (self-respecting) man has gone before. Not to mention his sweaty crew member behind him, who definitely isn’t “sure.” More photos after the jump…

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Looks like former VJ turned actor turned rapper, Simon Rex, enjoyed himself a little too much at the  JC Penney/Charlotte Ronson party. The Cobrasnake caught Rex in action as he jumped on stage, performed a few tunes, and got friendly with some equally inebriated female party-goers. But that’s just another night for the club-hopping Rex, right?

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The  Cobrasnake definitely memorialized some choice party people at Wednesday’s DJ Duo: full body spandex, streamers, a little public makeout…then there’s this guy. He is either a crasher of omg caliber or the smartest guy in the room. Everyone’s heard of double-fisting, but quad fisting champ?  Sober, I’m tempted to wag a finger, roll my eyes. However, in these the-sky-is-falling times, is the quad master not expertly efficient? More»

There are almost no words. Almost… we look at this picture and are wildly curious about what magical cream homeboy used to prevent razor burn, but that’s just the beginning. Neon banana hammocks should never be made, much less worn. Even Simon van Kempen wouldn’t go there. We also certainly do not want to know what is written on Borat wannabe’s chest, and we hope there’s some hand sanitizer under pimp daddy’s hat for that camera.

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