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Here in the US, the closest we get to the royals is reading non-stop news about Kate and Pippa . We don't have a royal family, and the White House isn't nearly as cool as the palaces in which true monarchs reside. So in order to make up for a lack of royal fabulousness, here's a look at six royal residences. (One thing is for sure, royals are not just like us.) More»

What, exactly, is a Diamond Jubilee? Since we're not a country with any sort of royal family (sorry, Kris Jenner), you could be forgiven for thinking that it's some kind of ice cream based dessert explosion from Applebee's, but you're thinking of the Triple Chocolate Meltdown®. The Diamond Jubilee is a year-long celebration of a monarch's– in this case Queen Elizabeth II's– reign on the throne of England, and part of that celebration apparently involves sending your Royal progeny off to your various former colonies. So where did World's Most Powerful Ginger Prince Harry have to go? Sudan? Burma? Nope, how 'bout Jamaica, to race Usain Bolt? Well, why the heck not? More»

Ever since Kate Middleton became the Duchess of Cambridge, all eyes have been on her beautiful sister, Pippa, and, by association, the men she spends time with. Enter: Alex Loudon. He's no prince, but we still like him!

Who would've thought that the sister of the new Duchess of Cambridge would turn out to be a media favorite? Ever since her behind captivating the minds of men worldwide, Pippa Middleton has reached new heights in both popularity and influence. If you thought her following would die out by now, you are wrong. Here's a list of things that Pippa and her ass have influenced post-royal wedding mania! More»

Prince William and Duchess Kate have moved into their new London residence at Kensington Palace, upon their return from their American tour. Kate's first act as woman of the house? She purchased $1458 worth of air fresheners and candles designed by Kelly Hoppen, a British interior designer. More»

Over the buzz of Prince William and Kate Middleton's honeymoon, has come "SCANDAL!!!" involving the royal-siblings-in-law. The Middleton's have filed a formal complaint to keep certain photos off the Internet , but as Julian Assange knows, things leak. Take a look at the "racy shots," below. More»

He may go by "The Prince of Wales," but what's his technical surname? It's rarely ever used, and it's definitely not known by most fans or the common public, but William does have a last name. And, click below to find out what it is.... More»

New Yorkers can gripe about pretty much anything. But the "everyone's a critic" maxim that describes the city's collective cynicism so well (and makes everyone else despise us) is better suited to San Franciscans these days. At least a 2nd place finish gives us something new to complain about. More»