Well today officially marks the beginning of Fashion Week. And, there's nothing like starting the week off with an official ribbon ceremony with the Giants' Victor Cruz! Other things that make absolutely no sense: Charlie Rose's undying friendship with George Clooney, "Bradying," Nespresso machines and Buzzfeed. 

Amongst the crazy things I found on the web: scratch 'n sniff jeans, a Plan B vending machine, and a teddy bear made out of your placenta. How cute! America, you can be totally whack sometimes!

There was a lot you missed from last night's Superbowl (trust me). Thankfully, I rounded up all of the missing pieces from last night AND managed to find out that there are other things going on today besides football that people are talking about! Shocking, I know...

Today I find out that Sugar and Twitter are just as bad for you as alcohol and cigarettes! This is not good news for Super Bowl fans - who probably are planning on being consumed by both this weekend...

Today we check out a list of the most loathsome Americans, the biggest winner from the Facebook IPO, and the craziest/genius artists. I take you to Martha Texas, Wyoming, and Williamsburg. Then it's back to reality, and back to some of the best things I've seen on Tumblr today.

You guys! Today my sister gave birth to a beautiful baby boy (her fourth!). And, well, someone is going to have to explain to little Oliver that he was just born into a world where memes like "Breading" your cat and writing Beyonce lyrics on top of scenes from a dramatic time period TV show are what people are doing to fill their time. A world where a sloth showing up to your Birthday party causes our starlets to launch into a fit of hysterical tears and where the purchasing of a puppy makes front page news. Happy Birthday Oliver James, and welcome to this crazy messy world!

The Winklevoss Twins make their Simpsons debut and GofG makes its Bravo debut. Today there was a horsefly named after Beyonce (because of it's gold butt), Vanilla Ice is a well-to-do interior designer and Johnathan Adler is designing toilet paper roll covers! Things are bananas. It's obviously the day after the most depressing day of the year!

Can you believe some jerk left his iPhone ringing during the NY Philharmonic last night? It's making news today along with Michelle Obama joining Facebook and Blue Ivy Carter hitting the Billboard chart before even speaking. Plus, there's the outrageous details on Facebook's IPO, Sh*t Nobody is Saying and photos from the basement of the Louvre.

Have you ever wished there was a cereal that was entirely made up of those little marshmallows from Lucky Charms? Today, I tell you where you can find that magical cereal of your dreams. Plus, I revisit Zuccotti park, I check in on China's Ice and Snow Festival and I listen to some wise advice from my elders on life.

Today I check out Charlie Rose's new morning show, Jay-Z's latest song for his daughter and the Coachella 2012 line up. There's the best places to visit in 2012, the great Yoga debate, and the end of the Twinkie. Plus, don't miss GofG's debut on Bravo this Sunday!

What can you look forward to today? The return of Downton Abbey, a government-backed diet, and a guide for sounding all Shakespearean. Plus, there's topless photos of both Obama and Bieber, inbred dessert pornography, and awesome people hanging out together! I read the Internet so you don't have to.