Very Mary Kate Makes Us Giggle, Feel Sorry For Mary Kate Olsen

by SUSANNAH LONG · May 3, 2010

It's been a while since we've seen a photo of Mary-Kate Olsen swathed in a deconstructed yurt. We miss those photos. Luckily, actress/comedienne/crazy person Elaine Carroll is here to help us escape to a fantasyworld where it's all Mary-Kate, all the time.-

Every Monday and Thursday, Very Mary-Kate: The Unofficial Biography of Mary-Kate Olsen posts a mini-episode detailing MK's hopes and dreams. Jk, the fictional Mary-Kate wears hats, grimaces, pokes at things with chopsticks, tries to impress Zac Efron, and forbids Ashley from dating her bodyguard because he's "like a brotherguard." We admit we're particularly partial to that love/bodyguard-triangle arc.

Very Mary-Kate: Crush from Mary-Kate Olsen on Vimeo.

Very Mary-Kate: Nightmare from Mary-Kate Olsen on Vimeo.

Very Mary-Kate: Gun from Mary-Kate Olsen on Vimeo.

What will happen next? We'll have to wait until Thursday to find out, but common sense says it probably has to do with sibling rivalry and physical frailty.