It's been a while since we've seen a photo of Mary-Kate Olsen swathed in a deconstructed yurt. We miss those photos. Luckily, actress/comedienne/crazy person Elaine Carroll is here to help us escape to a fantasyworld where it's all Mary-Kate, all the time.-
Every Monday and Thursday, Very Mary-Kate: The Unofficial Biography of Mary-Kate Olsen posts a mini-episode detailing MK's hopes and dreams. Jk, the fictional Mary-Kate wears hats, grimaces, pokes at things with chopsticks, tries to impress Zac Efron, and forbids Ashley from dating her bodyguard because he's "like a brotherguard." We admit we're particularly partial to that love/bodyguard-triangle arc.
What will happen next? We'll have to wait until Thursday to find out, but common sense says it probably has to do with sibling rivalry and physical frailty.