I brought the brightest and funkiest clothes I owned down to Miami this past weekend.  And, I quickly discovered, that even the worldly Art Basel festivities were unsafe from the Miami stereotypes.  I was by far one of the most conservatively dressed folks running around Washington Avenue.  The rules, it seems, are simple: No dress too bright, nor hem too short, and the more glittery charms the better.  Take the woman I spotted on the left. I fell in love with the festive culture around me.  Some of my other Floridian Fashionistas that I spotted are below: