"I only know politics about, like, you know, tanning and being a Guidette. So when I saw it was Obama and McCain, to be honest with you, the only reason why I voted for your father was because he was really cute and I liked when he did his speeches."
Snookie Looks for a Tan and Personality In A Man
Eavesdropping In: Heather Locklear Needs To Stay Off The Road, Kobe's Maid Settles Over Dog Poop, Pinkberry Closes, Courtroom Drama Over Bristol Palin's Cell
Jersey Shore Week 2 - And Then There Were, Like, Seven...
Snookie Gets A Left Hookie to the Chin!
