Emily, I write this post in response to your question with the utmost caution. You wield your drively pen like a big stick, and your hamfisted ways have been known to strike far and wide at even the most unsuspecting of victims. Clearly, I have not escaped your reach. Is it possible that Emma Snowdon-Jones had a point, a major one at that? Being dragged through the mud not once but twice by the louche reporter George Gurley of The Observer is enough for one person. But I digress.
The reason I suggested that I would see you again “if I’m ever uptown” is because I figured you wouldn’t be venturing downtown anytime soon. As you know, Eldridge Street is on the Lower East side, and well, The Eldridge is on Eldridge Street…as you know. And given your bad luck down here, waiting outside for 40 minutes and all, I figured you wouldn’t be downtown anytime soon. Was I wrong? Pray tell.
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Emily, I write this post in response to your question with the utmost caution. You wield your drively pen like a big stick, and your hamfisted ways have been known to strike far and wide at even the most unsuspecting of victims. Clearly, I have not escaped your reach. Is it possible that Emma Snowdon-Jones had a point, a major one at that? Being dragged through the mud not once but twice by the louche reporter George Gurley of The Observer is enough for one person. But I digress.
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September 24, 2008 4:12pm
Oh, FACE.
September 24, 2008 5:20pm
Steph, you and Emily are both pathetic creatures
September 24, 2008 5:46pm
I suppose you are all that embodies success in life? Laughable.
September 24, 2008 6:47pm
Whether or not they are both pathetic is besides the point, Stephanie works for a living and can write in standard english. She wins.
I love the “waiting for 40 minutes” event. Haha. In fact last night I went out to dinner and was told that there would be a wait of 20 minutes to be seated. I threw a fit and said “Who do you think I am, Emily Brill?”. Of course, I don’t live in NY so no one had a clue what in the heck I was talking about.
September 25, 2008 10:18am
pstheticgirls is uesgirl from the other post. quite weird when she’s been standing up for emily before
September 25, 2008 10:33am
How about you BOTH stay away?