Emily “The Eldridge” Brill’s Blog Is Down!

May have something to do with her responses to comments left on her blog. She seemed completely out-of-it, incoherent, and drugged.
She also posted about being “lost” in lower Manhattan, and faced with only lots of posters of Chinese and Hebrew lettering, and having no idea where she was.

What a moron Emily is. Why doesn’t she get a dealer who delivers like everyone else? Chinatown? What was she looking for, a homeopathic high?

Oh I am dying to know what’s going on there…

Yes, please find out if she’s at the bottom of the East River….
or back at the family compound.

Word is that her parents viewed the site yesterday and threatened to pull the plug on the trust….But that’s just a rumor…I’d love for Guest of a guest to do a follow up!

Maybe that’s why she was so upset. She was a drunken mess on her blog before it went down. God, she’s such an idiot.

I heard her parents saw her online public behavior of the last couple of days and essentially told her to do some damage control or she was cut off. The fact is, her entire family thinks she’s a flaming imbecile with absolutely no excuse for existing. Her mother basically wants her to get married to a man who will control her and make her fade into the background as a society wife. Her father thinks ‘blogging’ is NOT a career or job, especially not the idiotic and underwhelming way in which his worthless spawn goes about it. Her siblings avoid her whenever possible. She needs to just go away now before she ruins her life completely.

She has mentioned her dependence on Xanax on the blog, I think her drug addiction spiralled out of conrol. Her parents are checking her into rehab, as we speak.

katielynn, she ran over Debbie’s pink dog and is in jail.

Maybe she is still lost in Chinatown. And I will lose my shit if anyone tries to help her find her way out.

UPDATE: Emily Brill was spotted jaunting about C-Town in Ass-toria, asking the clerk how to get back to ‘an actual city’. Currently, customers are beating her with her own blackberry.

Dear Guest,
Please find out what all this is about…
is it Re-hab? e-Terrorists? AWOL in Dallas getting her hair did?
Young Democrat’s Revenge? or just the usual EB publicity stunt?
Love y’all!
Fecal Matter

Have the police questioned Devorah?

Oh, Emily, I feel sorry for you. I would go out with you. You’re sorta cute and I could teach you to actually write. as well as other things.

I heard she moved to Rio to prepare for Carnaval.

She is having emergency lipo after her lunchlady arm flab knocked out a group of tourists as she was wildly trying to find her way back to the UES.

Oh damn. I go away for a bit and come back to find my favorite society moron is possibly gone for good. Katielynn, fill me in!

Hi Frannie! A few days ago Emily wrote only one post that day and it was this weird rambling post about how she was downtown and lost, in the middle of the day. We did our usual job of mocking her stupidity and fighting amongst ourselves. She actually responded to some of the insults but she seemed off, like she was drunk. And that was the last we heard from her. Her blog was down the next morning and hasn’t been on line since. GOAG sent her an email but she hasn’t responded. Now we are just wasting time making up rumors about her disappearance. She better get her shit together because I depend on that Betty White lookalike to make me feel better about my life!

Haha, that’s amazing. I’m so sad that I missed it. Did her credit card get denied? Maybe she had to get an overnight shift at a 24 hour McDonald’s to afford the upkeep on her bouffant. It makes perfect business sense- Big Macs help keep the arm flab and bouffant she’s known for!

Hi Frannie and Katie– It’s hard not having you-know-who to knock around. It’s like having cancer, y’know? I hope EB is okay,
and not in the looney bin. Hopefully Guest will be able to sort this out, Enquiring Minds want to know!

Can her blog really be gone for good? I am essentially devastated…I still had so many more insults to hurl at her! Why did I save them, why didn’t I let them all out when I had the chance??

On a separate note, I wonder if her parents have shipped her upstate somewhere. The first stage of her rehabilitation should involve dismantling the bouffant. Maybe all the Aquanet leached into her brain and caused the crazy!?

I just always expected the demise of the blog to be this big drawn out thing, you know- with Emily lashing out at her parents and posting tearful videos of herself eating Hostess cupcakse and drinking box wine straight out of the box.
But in all honesty, I hope nothing terrible happened and her parents just said, enough is enough.

Doesn’t this just PROVE what we have been telling her all along?
That she was/is completely dependent on her parents….and that it would eventually end badly. Poor thing. Maybe this is her wake-up call, her Ahaa! moment. I look forward to hearing GOOD things about her in the future. there is bound to be some kind of follow-up.

But, who to mock next? Julia Allison is so fake sugary that she makes my teeth ache. Brooke Parkhurst needs to get the spatula out of her butt and get a sense of humor. Mary Rambert but I feel almost bad because she seems to be suffering from alopecia. That chick will be bald by Christmas the way her hairline is receeding. I guess it is up to Debbie Rose to be the target of my immature insults.

The sad thing is that instead of trying to turn things around for the better, as everyone was constantly urging her to do, she let it spiral into disaster. The old adage “there’s no such thing as bad press” only works when someone else is portraying you as completely out of tune with reality. Sadly, Emily just couldn’t see the damage she was doing all by herself. Hopefully this is the kick in the ass she needs to gain back control of her life.

Her family must be mortified by her stupid blog. They really raised a self centered idiot.

I can make a fine blog for everyone to mock, if that void needs filling.