The Fiber Optics Dress. Know that friend of yours that has to outshine everyone at parties? Help her out next time with this one-of-a-kind LumiTop Sohpia a.k.a a fiber optics dress! While it might cause social suicide or long-term depression, she definitely will turn some heads as she swagger down the street in this $2,000 garment of woven fiber optic threads, or give Cher a run for her money. And if you can drop a few grand on a second one for yourself, think about where you could wear this: an uber trendy club, a blackout, or to a Hampton's party. We know the GofaG girls out there are just dying to light up the night. Literally. One question though, where does the battery pack go?