Ed Hardy Hand Santizer. "They finally made a product to use for when you accidentally touch an Ed Hardy Shirt." Ha. Shoot me in the face. Then again, the irony is overwhelming. Of course the king of the dirty, dir-tay would decide the obvious expansion of his brand whoring would be hand sanitizer. We thought we had seen it all with the wine, so points for keeping us on our toes (which, for the record, are free of little dolphin, heart, mother or roses ink). Give this gift to someone, and let them try to uncover the message you are trying to send. The possibilities are endless.