The Snookie. Srsly, Little Snooks from Jersey Shore has been all over the place. Posing on step and repeats, and even hitting up late night TV shows. It was only a matter of time before she started doing endorsements.
The Snookie blanket with sleeves "keeps you warm and your face punched." Jokes aside, getting punched in the face is not all it's cracked up to be (I should know), and this Snookie looks like it could be a solid cure for the emotional scarring that follows a good knock out. If it doesn't do the trick in giving you warm fuzzies, there's always this special bonus vodka that comes with purchase.
[Snookie on Snooker Table via]