In the good old days, only the wealthy could afford ice, as it had to be delivered by a polar bear-pulled caravan driven by Anna Wintour. But alas, modern technology has made this once luxury good as common as cotton, leaving high society vexed and perplexed as to what to do next.
Well have no fear, urban haute bourgeoisie. Gucci saves the day once again with their patented ice cube tray, which transforms ordinary tap water into a chic, designer product in just minutes. Guests will turn Gucci green with envy when they see those telltale letters floating in their cocktails. WASPs rave: it really puts the "G" back in the G&T.
So hurry and pick up your tray, before this deal melts away!
Available for $149 at Neiman Marcus, or eBay.