A Conversation Between Sharon Stone And Emmy Rossum

[All photos by Jonathon Ziegler for PMc]. Looks like Sharon Stone gave Emmy Rossum quite a talking to when the they met up at the 2009 Breakthrough Performers Brunch at Nick and Toni’s in East Hampton this past Saturday. So what words of wisdom did Sharon impart to the ingenue? Lucky for you, we have the conversation!

“Oh, hey Sharon!”

“Oh…Hi Emmy.”

“Hey, do you botox? I’m thinking about going in for a little touch-up, who do you use?”

“Emmy.”

“And how do you stay so YOUNG, Sharon? Is it pilates? I tried once but, you know, my body is NOT it was when I was 20!”

“Emmy. You’re 23.”

“Huh?”

“Listen to me: you’re 23. You are not 45.”

“But–”

“23.”

“But I just got divorced!”

“I know.”

“And I often dress very matronly.”

“Yep, you do.”

“And I don’t party like Lindsay Lohan or the other young starlets.”

“Right. But. You’re still 23.”

“…but my boyfriend is 45.”

“Yeah. About that. Let me give you some advice: There is only ONE Aniston ex worth touching. And honey, Adam Duritz it ain’t.“

(Obviously, this conversation did not actually happen. But it really could have.)

More photos from Saturday’s event below…

Adam Duritz                                 Emmy Rossum

Karen Arikian, Lina Todd, Samuli Vauramo, Emmy Rossum, Rooney Mara, Cyron Melville, Alba Rohrwacher, Karin Dix

Sharon Stone                  Rooney Mara, Sharon Stone, Emmy Rossum

Alba Rohrwacher                               Sharon Stone, Dianne Vavra