via hamptons.guestofaguest.com: There's something about the sweat, smoke, deafening music and aggressive men, right? I mean, you walk through those magical Southampton doors and it's like, MUST. MAKE. OUT. (See exhibit A below). Okay maybe not, but who doesn't love a little m.o.? Carry on, you two! Pink Elephant is clearly still jumping, so you might want to add it to your 4th plans, should you head out east. Pink is close to red, so it's totes patriotic and everything. God bless America!