Colin Quinn LONG STORY SHORT

Colin Quinn Long Story Short Directed by Jerry Seinfeld Straight from Broadway! In LONG STORY SHORT, Colin Quinn focuses his ’articulate brand of comedy’ on the demise of empires, including our own. More than standup comedy, LONG STORY SHORT is a hilarious blend of incisive observation, sharp commentary, and Colin’s channeling of the personalities of the past. From Socrates to Snooki, Quinn is at his satirical best, taking on the attitudes, appetites and bad habits that toppled the world’s most powerful nations. Long Story Short proves that throughout human history, the joke has always been on us. Tuesdays - Fridays, Sundays at 8pm; Saturdays at 7pm and 10pm Previews (June 8 and 9): Prime Orchestra $75/$70 members; Orchestra $50/$48 members; Balcony $30/$28 members Performances: Prime Orchestra $85/$80 members; Orchestra $60/$58 members; Balcony $40/$38 members Special Opening Night Ticket Available (limited amount): $250 includes premium seating and invitation to Cast Party following the performance John Drew Theater at Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton, New York 11937; 631.324.4050; Tickets online at GuildHall.org or at Box Office starting May 18; theatermania.com; or 1.866.811.4111