Bethenny Frankel Is Pretty Much Us At A Concert

Breaking: according to a report from Page Six, former Real Housewife and founder of Skinny Girl empire Bethenny Frankel doused some ladies with her drink at a Coldplay concert. 

Now, we wanted to assume the best of Bethenny and guessed that she tipped her drink because Coldplay's new album is nearly unlistenable. However, we regret to share, the report goes on to inform that Frankel was merely being a raging diva. 

The harrowing tale began to unfold when Frankel found herself behind a trio of women at an exclusive Hamptons show (which was attended by the likes of Beyoncé and Gwyneth), which didn't quite sit well with her. Frankel attempted to assuage her annoyance by paying a security guard to physically move them.

However, the trio stood their ground, which really didn't sit well with Frankel. So she thusly proceeded to order a drink specifically to pour it on the women standing in front of her. This shit is too good to be scripted; it's like Real Housewives but actually real.

Since this all unfolded on Sunday, a "source close to Frankel" (who we would be willing to bet our savings on is Bethenny herself) released a statement that has left us DEAD. They told Page Six that "It looked like this woman, who vehemently refused to move, needed some cooling off . . . " on Monday, and we have literally been doubled over laughing ever since. 

Thank you, Beth, for constantly providing us with both low-cal cocktails and real-life brawls. We would be devastatingly sober, bloated, and un-entertained without you. 

[Photo via @bethennyfrankel]