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What do "first-degree criminal impersonation of a police officer, aggravated cruelty to animals, first-degree coercion, third-degree criminal sexual act, unlawful imprisonment and two counts of grand larceny" get you? Just under 10 in the slammer, if you're good. Have fun, kiddies!
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