"Best $2K I Ever Spent" Getting Rowdy At The Annual Talkhouse White Trash Party

by Chelsea Burcz · August 16, 2011

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You ever feel the urge to just throw on some sleeveless flannel, jorts and chug Miller High Life? Well if this is your steez the 11th annual White Trash Party at the Talkhouse was the place for you. The shit show went down on Sunday night with the finest of trash. With performers such as local favorite Nancy Atlas and a contest for the night's trashiest costume, proceeds went to the Wounded Warrior Project, and things got, well, trashy.

Welcome to America, home of the free, and the freedom to dress as trashy as possible...

The winner of the trashiest costume of the night... wait a minute, is he giving birth? Oh. Yes. Yes he is.

Just quietly nestling his child on his bosom while dancing on the bar...

My oh my, mama is rockin' it on the dance floor!

Ok, shit is getting weird. I say that as if it wasn't already...

It's hard to come by nice white trash bro these days...