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by Adam Bertrand · June 11, 2008

[Image via Mattituck Lions Club]

Feel like noshing on 5gs of coke? Don't mix it with taser tag.

Itching to escape the Hamptons scene Thursday or Friday? Steer clear of Huntington/Melville; route 110 will be be a highway non grata through 7am on Saturday morning.

You'd better steer clear of Coco restaurant as well, unless you value fireplaces over food and service (a lot of you, then).

What elevates shortcake, daquiris, and Special K from bland to bamn? The Mattituck Lions Club's annual Strawberry Festival is this weekend, and those who come to Thurday's Hulling Night will be fed and watered with fresh-picked wares. Mmmm...