What: LVIS Fair
Where: Main St, East Hampton
When: 10-4, with a BBQ until 7
Why: Antique carousels and giant slides are super fun.
What: Collection by Stride Rite's "A Kid's Day" at week 2 of the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge
Where: Blue Star Jets Polo fields, Two Trees Farm, Hayground Rd, Bridgehampton
Why: Lose the kiddies in sponsor heaven
What: Wild Night for Wildlife benefiting the Quogue Wildlife Refuge
Where: Winnecomac, 95 Quogue St, Quogue
Why: Because you haven't seen wild until you've seen a ten sheets to the wind seersuckered Quoguer. And it's for a great local organization.
$: 250- 25,000
What: BlackBook Magazine, Basil Hayden, and Robert Verdi host Summer in Style at Kobe Beach Club
Where: Kobe Beach Club, 44 Three Mile Harbor Rd, East Hampton
Why: With these hosts, you can expect the creamiest of the New York social crowd. Plus, linger long enough and you may end up in one of our Lily Pond best 2Ks.
What: Chefs and Champagne Gala
Where: Wolffer Estate, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack
Why: When else can you eat from the tables of 35 of the nation's top chefs?
What: Robert F. Kennedy Memorial Benefit
Where: Home of Courtney Sale Ross
Why: If you're into true blue bloods, you'll have better luck finding them here than at any other of this weekend's events
What: Nick Dipaolo, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Joe Matarese performing stand up
Where Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbor
Why: If you're into lewd and crude humor, you know why. If you hate the Howard Stern Show, stay away.