In the world of JRL, there's never a mundane moment. Whether it be showing off your Pretentious Pocket line to Betsey Johnson while traveling west bound on the Jitney, or shoving food into an unassuming girl's mouth, or hanging out with drag queens, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? So just take a moment and delve into the Facebook fantasy that is the one and only JRL, just to soak up his latest escapades. You know you can't help yourself.
That's right, another Facebook album, another post for our favorite Jewjetter Justin Ross Lee. Turns out his newest project, Pretentious Pocket, has created enough buzz to make it to Page Six. As expected, a screen shot of the article is posted in JRL's newest album "Jewlicious."

But what is this? Betsey Johnson tells JRL he needs to fail if he's ever going to succeed in the fashion world? I don't know if JRL and the word "fail" ever go together, especially since the Pretentious Pocket seems to be appropriate in all sorts of situations, as evidenced in "Jewlicious":
1. When looking jewpendous next to "Facehooker" on a stripper pole.

2. When casjewally having a drink with some drag queens...

3. While pretentiously engaging in an interview, poolside and in pastel, of course.

4. While seducing shiksas, his favorite pass time.

5. Pretentiously posing with his "Positive Cash Flow" pocket square.

6. And, of course, how pretentious could a pocket be if it wasn't color coordinated with your pants?

I don't know Betsey, by the looks of things, it seems Pretentious Pocket is heading down the road of great success. I mean, they are made of 100% "Fuck You silk." But what else has JRL been up to other than endorsing his silky side pockets? Do you even want to know? Yes, you do, we know.
1. Girls that enjoy kicking back and lounging with a cocktail or bottle or whatever. Laying in the lap of luxury ladies!

2. Girls that enjoy his well established products.

3. He gave his opinion about Bridgehampton Polo on the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News.

4. Doing a little bit of filming there JRL?

5. Hitting up the Hamptons, of course. South Pointe seems to be one of his favorites. What eccentric friends you have, JRL!

Happy August JRL!
[All Photos via Facebook]
SeanV2109
August 10, 2011
8:45pm
I've been out in the Hamptons many times, even last year at RdV (which is now South Pointe) and when my friends and I would get a table - Justin knew one of my friends at the table, so (like clockwork) he'd walk over - grab a bottle or two...take a picture with it, walk away and post it hours later. Guys is a raging tool and he's also 5'5.
Facehooker
August 10, 2011
10:26pm
In my experience, JRL is a Jewlicious Gentleman with enough tricks in his Pretentious Pocket to keep Facehooker's attention all night! [www.youtube.com]
Ruiz
August 10, 2011
11:59pm
Justin is very rich - he has singlehandedly kept many of the nightclubs in the Hamptons in business. I know Noah Tepenburg of the Dune Club and he has said that Justin spends over $1m on July 4th weekend at the club just on his bottles and liqour alon. Justin may seem rich but he is also very nice and really down for earth. He inherits most of his money and the rich people of hamptons all know Justin owns a big estate with a pool, fountain sprays and many luxury cars like the Roles Royse, the Phantom and the porsh.
Junior
August 11, 2011
8:27am
I'm fairly certain JRL is comped almost everywhere he goes. and I'm sure he's proud of this. More power to him! Anyone who pays for bottle service is a sucker. With the right prowess or influence it's attainable for free.
Some comment
August 12, 2011
5:44am
Here's a social economic trend:Hampton House Ho's. [www.nypost.com]
August 12, 2011
12:50pm
SAW THE JEW-JETTER AT GLAMOROUS 5TH & 38TH YESTERDAY. YOU NOTICE 3 THINGS ABOUT THE GUY: GARISHLY DRESSED, BORDERLINE MIDGET TERRITORY, AND MOUTH-BREATHING (AKA P-DIDDY SYNDROME/LIPS PHYSICALLY CAN'T COVER HIS TEETH).