Okay, people, we've given you the details; we've recommended not once, not twice, but three times that you go, and still we hear from TC's drink-maestro Greg that Turtle Crossing's Turtle Tuesdays are decidedly under-attended. Why? Hello: turtle costumes+free drinks+ cute bartender+ jalepeno hush puppies = fun time. Throwback fun, kitschy fun, sloppy fun, gut-busting fun... Plus Greg's updated the Purple Turtle cocktails that come gratis with your costumes. Now instead of a grape martini, you'll get a lavender daiquiri. Awesome, right? So go, already!

[Turtle Crossing's Turtle Tuesdays, Or Why You Should Have Kept Your TMNT Memorabilia]
[Meet Us At Turtle Crossing!]
[Interview With Turtle Crossing's Purple Turtle Creators]