I found this hipster canine straight chillin' by the door at the Jerome trunk show at Blue & Cream on Saturday.

His vintagey bandana was a welcome change from the usual East Hampton dog uniform of embroidered pink shirts and stupid little shoes, as influenced by dated trendsetter Tinkerbell's 2004 wardrobe. His rugged twine leash adds to his laid-back look and leads us to believe that this pooch would rather spend his days enjoying the breeze on the beach in Montauk than tied to a table in a store in East Hampton trying to avoid being squashed by Kellly Bensimon. But this four-legged fashion-plate keeps his cool - and that icy attitude only adds to his bad-boy appeal. Dito for the scruffy haircut.

No Louis Vuitton for this hot Hamptons hound.