Clothes Make The Elephant

by KRISTIN LUCIANO · June 11, 2009

It's 3AM, the night is getting blurry, and the European colonge on the man next to you is starting to smell better by the minute when suddenly a giant pink elephant is dancing right in front of you. You rub your eyes thinking, maybe that last shot of Patron was a bad idea, when you realize that in fact you are NOT hallucinating and that there really is a giant stuffed pink elephant dancing in front of you. I am sure many GofG readers have experienced this at some point while partying at Pink Elephant. Where did this stuffed creature come from anyway? Did the owners of Pink actually think getting a club mascot would improve their "image" or do they just find it hysterical to confuse the crap out of people by having a giant dancing stuffed Pink Elephant moving about the dance floor? Regardless, this stuffed elephant does exist and there IS someone inside. Here at GofG Hamptons we have thought of several culprits, and have at least ruled out JRL as a likely suspect. Who do you think is in the suit? Or even better, who would you like to see in the giant stuffed Pink Elephant suit? Let us know... More pics of the pink creature below:

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