These swim trunks aren't for the boy-next-door. With their elastic waistband and skimpy 3.5" inseam, we don't expect them to turn up at every local watering hole across the country, but that's the beauty of these babies. The Hermes' logo-covered white swim shorts look like they're ready for a pool party at a country club... circa the 80's. Or maybe these trunks scream Euro-yacht party more? Either way you look at them, they are not for the faint at heart. More like the big on style - and big on bank account. Even at the sale price we dug around for, they're going to cost you $503.99 (down from the original $795.00). But hey, looking this good doesn't come cheap - especially if you're doing it in Hermes.