Suit Up!

by CARSON GRIFFITH · August 5, 2009

Jilted ex-girlfriends are often seeking ways to get back at guys for breaking their hearts, but now there's an equally evil way for men to do the same: The water dissolving "Get Naked Bikini". Oh yes, ladies, within seconds of this suit touching water, this little black bikini dissolves leaving a girl totally exposed. The creators of this thing promise that the fit and feel are deceiving enough to make any woman believe it's the real deal and not a fast road to instant embarrassment... The German manufacturers made one little mistake though with their devilishly genius idea. How many women can you actually convince into a thong bikini? Honestly I don't know what's more disturbing: That this thing exists in the first place, or that my little brother is the one who brought it to my attention. College boys. Geez. [Suit Up!]