Topless Sandals, The Summer Uggs?

by Stanely Stuyvesant · July 25, 2008

Topless Sandals[via MRod Nation via Kaboodle]

This is just pure wackiness.  I would only do this to you on a Friday: introducing the newest craze to sweep the nation hook naive tween girls: Topless Sandals. The fact that something like this exists, let alone comes in different patterns and colors, confirms to me that people have just way, way too much time on their hands.  Stupid idea of the week.  First, who wants something sticking to their foot all day; Second, think of how DIRTY this would make your feet?!  EWWW.  I think flip flops are sometimes even too revealing (especially for people with poor foot hygiene).  This is just disgusting.