Nighty Night: A Guide To Passing Out At The Party

by Alex Gilman · August 4, 2011

via The party's winding down, and so are you, having just taken several shots to the face. There's no way you're driving home, because you're not a jackass, but there's very little chance of you coherently hailing a cab or calling for a ride, either. You know this would all work out fine, if you could juuuust close your eyes for two minutes. MORE>>>