Signs That Your Swanky L.A. Club Is Circling The Drain

by Alex Gilman · August 8, 2011

via The customers and partygoers begin to disappear. The food is increasingly poorly reviewed. Two reality-show fauxlebrity goobers who invested in you take all of your money and use it for travel, partying, and "multiple sexual encounters with various older men." Wait, what was that last one again? MORE>>