A Guide To Montauk's "Hampsters," The Fedora Rating Scale

Montauk Beaches: Ditch Plains

#DITCH PLAINS ON INSTAGRAM = 523 PHOTOS [Photos via and via] Ditch Plains beach is the first stop off the train for many hampsters. It is the only beach with ample food trucks, which makes them feel right at home. It's also the main beach to pretend you are a surfer. Hampsters see surfing as the obvious sport to distinguish themselves from the typical hipsters back home. Rating: 4 Fedoras. This beach is rift with hampsters. But, it's still a public beach so you will see families and (few) locals peppered throughout.