"Best $2K I Ever Spent!" Everyone Has A Secret At Shark Attack Sounds

by SAMANTHA KANTOR · July 16, 2010

Presented by Ben Watts, Shark Attack Sounds had only those with the naughtiest secrets gravitating to Rick's Crabby Cowboy in Montauk on the 4th of July. And when the party is filled with sparklers and shark masks, we assume the secrets ievitably come out.

Shhh... we're about to "share a cab" home

Shhh...our boyfriends think we're spending girls' night at the movies

Shhh...the only thing we've ever grilled before is cheese

Shhh...I could never climb the rope in junior high gym class

Shhh...I have a cavity

Shhh...I used to always get time-outs for playing with matches in searsucker suits. Some things never change.

Shhh... we sneak beers when no one is looking

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