So, the no fly zone we got so excited about last week turned out to just be VP Biden bopping into the Hamptons to relax at some undisclosed location. Bo-ring. Imagine all the totally awesome people it could have been...
...like the Kardashians! Oh wait. They were here this weekend too. And they at least disclosed their location (ha, like they would even consider not). Look! Here they are at Super Saturday.
We won't bore you with our other fantastical ideas of who else could have warranted a no-fly zone over the Hamptons...so instead how about some more political news? Sources tell us that National Republican Senatorial Committee chair Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) will be fundraising with Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) in the Hamptons in the near future...following in footsteps of Pelosi, who did the same last month. Remember when the GOP was all about "Real America." Well at least there are horses in the Hamptons. That's pretty real.
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