Or more like House of the Century. Built by Joe Farrell, Sandcastle emits unprecedented luxury from each of its 31,000 square feet. Located in Bridgehampton, the estate boasts a 2,800 master suite, full bar and disco, a two-lane bowling alley, and even an indoor skateboarding half-pipe. Though you may have already guessed, renting this puppy doesn't come cheap, but really, what price can you put on waking up and bowling a strike right in your own home?
Check out the Open House Tour given by Gary DePersia, SVP of the Corcoran Group on LXTV Open House.
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