Simple Summer Share House Guide: Fourth Of July Edition!

by Maggie McGlinchy · July 1, 2011

So you weren't planning on coming out east for the summer but now that everyone is going to be gone for this Fourth of July weekend, you've finally succumbed to jumping on the bandwagon. No worries, we found some options for ya...

1. $500 SOBER HOUSE

Sober house 500 month working house, or dss accepted must pass drug test at the door clean house call sal 516-304-5189...This is not a room for rent it is a transitional house if you are in recovery from substance abuse... [Craigslist]

Yeahh... you guys might not get a call back...

2. A free room in exchange for a one night stand? Uhhh...

FREE ROOM IN EXCHANGE FOR FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP MUST BE DRAMA AND DRUG FREE. IF INTRESTEADED LEAVE ME A NUMBER WHERE I CAN REACH YOU. [Craigslist]

3. "Gay Friendly Beach House Share!"

Hi, Amazing private beachfront house to share... private bedroom/bath...

Central A/C Off-Street Parking Totally Renovated House

Email for more details...AVAIL NOW [Craigslist]

4. For those of you who are all business...and drama-free?

Very well located house w/ very busy professionals and/ or dedicated students only.

NO DRUGS NO DRINKING (Socially ok) NO PETS (very small pet allowed-one cat only-only if kept clean) OUTSIDE SMOKING OK- Definitely no smoking indoors

Please-I am trying to stay away from the drama- I have a profession (very dedicated) and am very busy. We need to find someone that wants to live in a tranquil, quite and safe environment. [Craigslist]

You guys might not be the best candidates for this one....

Umm hello, no smoking !!

Slip and slides might not go so well here...

I don't think party animals are welcome

Neither are regular animals. Sorry buddy!

Or if you are looking for some extra roomies to cut the cost of your summer share...

5. "Christian family looking for apartment"

Our rent will be up to date and we will keep your home and yard very clean. I promise you would not have any problem with us at all. [Craigslist]