Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by CARSON GRIFFITH · September 9, 2009

We're confused. Richard Kimball Jr. works in finance AND he just got out of a divorce settlement? How does he have 2.5 mill for a summer rental? We're more concerned about that than the topless parties he's been throwing. [NYP]

Someone told us Jon Bon Jovi was performing at Stephen Talkhouse on Friday. We didn't believe them. We didn't go. Please feel free to mock us for the rest of our lives. [Blog Hamptons]

Has fall boredom set in already? Apparently the dealer at Phao restaurant thinks so. Why else would 14 bags of cocaine be needed? Looks like he was planning on a white winter. [Sag Harbor Express]