Most people have either experienced house guests from hell themselves or have heard horror stories from friends. They are the type of guests who makes life miserable for their hosts during their entire stay, leaving perpetual messes and costing their host their hard-earned time and money. These are the type of guests who are clueless as to why they never receive invites back into the homes of their friends. But what if — gasp — it turns out that you are that clueless person, and you are going to visit your friends in the Hamptons for the upcoming holiday? Fear not. By following these seven tips, you can rehabilitate yourself and once again enjoy couch and bed surfing to your heart's delight.