Oh No you didn't Shaneenee?! Oh Yes you did! We were speachless when we saw this
tramp lady at Bridgehampton Polo this past Saturday at JetOneJet's Field. Some of the cougars were trying so hard in their fight against the clock, but most were sadly failing miserably. In case you don't know what a cougar is, this definition from the urbandictionary may help:
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Speaking of older women, Brooke Shields was there trying desperately to hold onto the limelight by leveraging her child much like the growing celebrity trend. I'm not sure about you, but I find her bringing her child into a situtation where she is being hounded by paparazzi for her own personal gain is pretty creepy. Please Brooke, give it up and focus on parenting.
And speaking of parenting, there was a pregnant women at Pink Elephant on Saturday. No, this is not a joke! And no, she wasn't a just few weeks or a month pregnant, she had a major bulge the size of a basketball. Where the heck are these people's priorities!?