Look, just because you're getting in bar fights on trashy reality shows does NOT mean you can ignore the rules of etiquette: just ask Tinsley Mortimer. She stopped by a Harper's Bazaar shoot recently to give Snooki and the Jersey Shore girls some tips on how to conduct oneself with class...-

We're sure Tinsley made sure to go over the following:

• How to artfully snub someone at the Metropolitan Opera.
• How to politely instruct maidstaff at the Empire Hotel on bed-making.
• The best florist to arrange a nice bouquet of dead flowers for your enemy.
• How to artfully extricate yourself from your sobbing mother at a Charity ball.
• How to always arrange for a back-up stylist in case your friend has terrible taste.
• How to respectfully blur out your ex-husbands face as your reality show films you moving out of his apartment.
• How to sneakily give Carolina Herrera a cameo on your reality show without her knowing it.
• The cafes with the best atmosphere in which to happily read your Page Six mentions.
• The best events for picking up Princes (who aren't Nazis!) and ex-American Idol contestants.

Can't wait to see a completely reformed crew on the next season of Jersey Shore!

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