The Surprising Faces Of The Las Vegas Porn Convention

by Chiara Atik · January 11, 2010

Remember how we said the Porn Convention was going to be going on at the same time as CES? And we imagined the hilarious mix of super hot porn babes with our favorite nerds and tech geeks? Well, the crowd was a bit different than expected...

Look, it takes all sorts to make the world. But my idea of a Porn Convention was pretty much based on "The Girl Next Door", and, well...none of these people are Elisha Cuthbert and Emile Hirsch. These people are like....dads. Or weird uncles. And seemingly sweet grandmas who embroider. Take a look...

Why, yes, the button on that guy's jacket DOES read "I Heart Boobs", why do you ask?

"Oh Hey Hun, just checking in...yeah, yeah, the conference is fine. Just about to go into a panel on tax stuff. Boring. You wouldn't have liked it. I miss you guys, too. Say hi to the kids."

Looks sweet, until you read what's written on them. Embroidery...it's the new frontier of porn.

She looks like a lady handing out samples at the supermarket...except she's handing out porn.

Looking at all that porn can TIRE you out.

Don't you want to get snapped by that pink camera so that guy can look at a picture of you FOREVER?

I'm trying to be VERY open minded about people's sexual tastes and preferences.

Ok, we're done here. I can't take any more of these on a Monday Morning. Or, ever, actually. Feel free to enjoy the entire collection at Cobrasnake.