Apparently, You're Allowed To Be An Offensive Tool On Your Birthday!

by THEO HENDRIX · July 12, 2010

via la.guestofaguest.com: LA Nightlife Impresario Tomik recently sent out an invitation that A) featured a picture of himself, B) alternated between first and third person, and C) warned female guests to make their Planned Parenthood appointments for the next day. But it's ok, because it's his BIRTHDAY! MORE>>