Like high school, every party has its archetypes. The jock. The nerd. The hot chick. But that's a pretty boring way to look at the world, don't you think? And outdated given that L.A. routinely throws parties weird and fun enough to give rise to all sorts of new, more complicated characters. And it must be said that some weeks, Nightswim has enough of these characters to basically write a coffee table book.

So with the help of this totally rad Cobra Snake gallery, let's dive in. I swear to God, I didn't realize that was a pun until after I wrote it.

Here are The People You Meet At Nightswim:

[photos via The Cobrasnake]