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BEAR WITH ME WHILE I TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY....
A LONG TIME AGO, IN A PLACE FAR FAR AWAY, THERE WAS A MAN BY THE NAME OF JUAN MACLEAN. JUAN HAD A PENCHANT FOR MUSIC, BUT OBSTACLES AROUND EVERY CORNER PLAGUED HIS SUCESS. UNTIL ONE DAY JUAN MET A WOMAN NAMED RHONDA. RHONDA WAS AN ELUSIVE WOMAN THAT HAD JUST ARRIVED IN THE CITY AND NOBODY KNEW VERY MUCH ABOUT...BESIDES THE FACT THAT THEY ALL WANTED HER. AFTER SEEING JUAN FROM ACROSS THE ROOM AND SENSING HIS SHEER RAW TALENT WITHIN; SHE APPROACHED AND SEDUCED HIM, BRINGING HIM BACK TO HER LAIR. ONCE THERE SHE REVEALED SHE HAD THE POWER TO MAKE JUAN A STAR OF EPIC PROPORTIONS, A TRUE LEGEND, AND ALL HE WOULD HAVE TO DO IN RETURN FOR SUCH A FAVOR WAS TO GIVE HER A CHILD. AFTER SOME MINOR (DRUNKEN) DELIBERATION JUAN DECIDED TO GO FORTH AND IMPREGNATE RHONDA. THE NEXT MORNING RHONDA WAS GONE, NOT TO BE SEEN IN THAT CITY AGAIN, BUT HER ENERGY WAS STILL FELT ANYTIME THE LASERS REACHED THE HANDS OF ADORING HEDONISTS THROUGH THE CLOUDS OF DENSE FOG.
JUAN OF COURSE WENT ON TO BECOME THE HUGE INTERNATIONAL TALENT HE IS TODAY, BUT HAS ALWAYS FELT HAUNTED BY THAT WOMAN AND THE THOUGHT OF HIS POSSIBLE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD....WHO HE'D HEARD NOTHING OF UNTIL NOW....
A CLUB CALLED RHONDA IS PROUD TO PRESENT THE RE-UNITING OF TWO GREAT POWERS, RHONDA & JUAN MACLEAN, AND THE TERRIFYING INTRODUCTION OF THEIR SPAWN....THE CHILD THEY CALL JUANDA.
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