Sub Standard: Too Cool for Coachella Party

Remember when festivals had a soul? We do, too. Or, at least, we think we do... It's all kind of a blur. Whatever. Who needs to go to Coachella to do drugs, listen to mainstream music, and sleep in a tent? Couldn't we just listen to commercial radio in Joshua Tree? Or couldn't we just skip all that and hear awesome music in Hollywood? YES WE CAN. At Sub Standard this week, we're too cool for Coachella and so are you. SPECIAL GUEST from Trouble & Bass THE SUB STANDARD DJs (we live here): Electric Friends Willem Wolfe (now with fangs) +Go Go Dancers EXPLOITATION CINEMA -Woodstock: The Movie -The Girl In Gold Boots -Fugitive Girls +++FREE WITH RSVP (here: http://rsvp.efrecords.com/)+++ +DRESS CODE: FREE LOVE ATTIRE ++DANCE YOUR ASS OFF WITHOUT 3 DAYS IN A TENT +++DRINK CHAMPAGNE AT BOTTLED WATER PRICES B.O.G.O. Liquor drinks 10PM-11AM $40 Champagne bottles all night Disco|House|Techno Muziks +++FREE WITH RSVP (here: http://rsvp.efrecords.com/)+++ Photos: I Like What You're Wearing (http://www.ilikewhatyourewearingla.com/) Directions to Purple Lounge: Valet your car. Walk into The Standard Hollywood's lobby. Wave at the girl in the cage. Hang a quick left through the diner. Tell Martel the password (it's "spumoni"). Slip into Purple Lounge via the backdoor. Holler.